I've finally caved and opened a blog. Despite the heavy protests of being labeled a complete tool, I managed to squeeze through that narrow corridor and have found the light. This will be a medium for me to channel all my thoughts, incoherent and rambling as they usually unfold. In dedication of this watershed in my cyberlife, I feel it is necessary to say a quick prayer about this newfold path I lead.

Dear cyberg-d,
I hope that you deal kindly with this young Princeton student of minimal intelligence. That he would mature in /html and java, that he would not forsake this path for another one, lest this blog is banished unto the digital monotony of 011101010100100111110100010010001. Find favor in this blog, and its unworthy wielder. I beseech in your most 010010110 name. A-computer.