On High Brow Humor

Proud exigency urges me to respond to Zach Marr.

There is nothing wrong with High Brow.
There is nothing wrong with Low Brow.
There is nothing wrong with Plucked Brow.
There is nothing wrong with Shaped Brow.

There is something wrong with Uni-Brow.
A Tweezer can fix it.
There is something wrong with No-Brow.
A Mascara? No... eyeliner? I don't think that's it either... You know, one of those pencil-like instruments girls use to paint on brows... yea, well, that can fix it.

I hope that my attempts to be funny are funny, I don't really care if it's actually funny or not. You suck Zach Marr. (Just kidding, you're actually sometimes partially tolerable... I love you).

Jae Han

And Exigency is a word I learned 3 minutes ago. And I expect everyone to know it anyways. Yes, that is high-brow.

EDIT: I've been told that my usage of "exigency" in the first sentence is incorrect. I suspected it was.

Exigency: ex·i·gen·cy /ˈɛksɪdʒənsi, ɪgˈzɪdʒən-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ek-si-juhn-see, ig-zij-uhn-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun, plural -cies.

1.	exigent state or character; urgency.

2.	Usually, exigencies. the need, demand, or requirement intrinsic to a circumstance, condition, etc.: the exigencies of city life.

3.	a case or situation that demands prompt action or remedy; emergency: He promised help in any exigency.